Golfing great Jack Nicklaus was at an event sitting next to Stevie Wonder. Naturally, the subject turned to golf and Stevie said, "I've really lowered my handicap since I switched to aluminum shaft clubs." Jack said, "Wait a minute-you're blind! How can you golf?"
Stevie said, "I have my assistant go in the middle of the fairway and by the putting cup and I just follow the sound of his voice."
"That's amazing!" said Jack. "I'd like to see that sometime. How about a game?"
"Well, since no one ever takes me seriously, I only play for $10,000 a hole" said Stevie.
Jack Nicklaus thought about this for a second and said, "Ok, I'm game!"
Stevie said, "Great! Pick a night!"