At the gym I work out at, where the clientele (like me) are mostly middle-aged or older, FOX News is inevitably on in the changing room. If I were a Martian working out at this gym and only seeing the occasional snatches of FOX News while I change and/or shower, this would be my impression:
Old white guys and really hot blonds (and occasionally brunettes) grouching, twenty-four seven, about what a shitty country we live in, and what a crappy job the black guy in charge (who might be a secret Muslim!) is doing in running it.
