Dick Cheney and the Bushes

Submitted by Al N.

Thursday, 26 May 2016

Back in the days when George W. Bush was still President, Bush woke up in the White House after a monstrous snow storm with snow drifted up to all the windows.

Bush was startled to see, written in the snow, "Fuck you Bush!" He quickly called in the Secret Service who did a quick examination of the evidence.

"Well, we have bad news Mr. President. It seems it's written in urine. We analyzed the urine and it's Dick Cheney's. But that's not all.

"Oh no! Not my second in command! What could be worse than that?" cried Bush.

The SS man replied, "We analyzed the handwriting and it's Laura's!"

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