I go to a female doctor

Submitted by Elliott Baas

Monday, 22 February 2016

I had a doctor's appointment last week. The doctor was a smoking hot woman who must have just graduated medical school.

As I took my clothes off for the exam I got a little nervous, but I had to ask so I said, "Doc, have you ever gotten any male patients that you've found attractive?"

She said, "Sure, I'm a straight woman after all. It's normal."

So I said, "Have you ever told an attractive male patient that you want to suck his dick?"

And she said, "Absolutely not! That would be incredibly unprofessional. I tell them that I want to suck their penis"


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