Submitted by j.w.

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

What does a man who has lost his legs say to the Judge in the Court?

Unfeet to plead m'lord.

What do you say to a man who is attempting to run a mile in three minutes?

Your feat's too big!

What do you say to man who wishes to engage in using his toe to stimulate a girl?

Dirty feet!

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