Jelly & Whipped Cream

Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 22 November 2015

We were invited to some really posh people for a meal.

First I was offered 'a pair of teeth' which I declined.

Then it was a 'horse and dove' which was not too bad.

The wine was a wonderful 'shatteau d'orsay'

I was told the wine for the main dish had plenty of body. It could have been from the owner of the 'pair of teeth'

Our hostess asked me as she leant close if she could press me to jelly and whipped cream for sweet.

Then as my wife and host slept after the meal she invited me to see her boudoir where we both enjoyed another helping of jelly and whipped cream.

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