The Pledge of Allegiance to the Confederate Flag

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Sunday, 12 July 2015

To be recited before the sides of barns and bumper stickers adorning pickup trucks all over the South.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Confederate States of America, and to the Republic of slave owners, for which it stood, one Nation under Jefferson Davis, highly divisive, with liberty and justice for white people.

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