Sex Ed 101: Faletio Advice

Submitted by Dick Sheerer

Sunday, 12 July 2015

Chicks in heat must wait at least a split second after midnight on their 18th birthday.

Fact 1: Men love to get a good blow job.
Fact 2: Men hate to get their penises chafed by your teeth.
Fact 3: Men love to cum in your mouth.
Fact 4: Men hate when you can't make them cum.

Lesson Learned:
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed.

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