A horny suburban housewife met a poor homeless man and invited him to her home for lunch. But when they got to the house she seduced him into having sex with her instead. So they went upstairs to the bedroom.
While they were having sex the woman's husband came home. She heard him coming up the stairs and told the homeless man to hurry and hide inside a closet. She knew her husband wouldn't look in that particular closet because it was where she threw her used tampons every month.
She forgot about the homeless man until a year later when she opened the closet door and was surprised to see him still in there. She asked him, "How did you manage to stay alive all this time"? To which he replied' "I would have starved to death if it wasn't for those jelly rolls you threw in here".