Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Today is Election Day. Hi. This is Matt Levin. I'm a Christian, a Conservative, Pro-life, and a husband and father of nine children, five of my own and four adopted. Although my wife and I have the wealth and wherewithal to have as many or as few children as we want, we don't believe that Kentucky women should have those same reproductive options. In other words, I'm Anti-choice and Pro-life.

I'm also a Concealed Carry gun owner. In fact, just last week, I shot and killed someone who tried to break into my home. He turned out to be the meter man, but how could I know? Better safe than sorry! Gun control means using both hands, like praying!

I'm also Pro-life, by the way. Did I say that yet?

I'm a military veteran and a small business owner. I hope, like many of the Republicans in Congress today, to cut military benefits for Kentucky veterans if I'm elected, to help them become, like me, more self-sufficient

This is an important election and every vote is critical. So if you want a meaner, leaner Kentucky, vote for me today. I'm prepared to cut to the bone education, veterans' benefits, SNAP benefits, and access to safe contraception; and I want to arm every student who enters K-12 with a Magnum 45 for a safer Kentucky.

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