Knock knock returns!

Submitted by j.w.

Tuesday, 6 January 2015

After much encouragement I have been persuaded to meet public demand by delivering some more knock knock gems!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sampson
Delilah to meet you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam
Eve is in the garden eating apples.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eve
Adam's got an apple stuck in his throat.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah
What a Pain!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosie
Cup of Tea?


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