Three nuns went to a baseball game to cheer on the home team. Unfortunately, three boisterous, loud, drunk fans for the visiting team sit behind them.
The home team is winning, and the men are getting upset, kicking the nun's chairs, and getting even more annoyed since the nun's habits are blocking their view of the game.
The first drunk guy says out loud, "Ya know, I think I'm gonna move to Detroit! I hear they only have 50 nuns there!"
The second drunk guy sneers in a loud voice, "Oh, yeah? Well I'm gonna move to Alaska! I hear they only have 20 nuns there!"
The third drunk fan whines, "That's nothing! I'm moving to Las Vegas where they probably have only 3 or 4 nuns there!"
The three men laugh and kick the nun's seats, prompting the largest nun to turn around and yell at them,
"Why don't you all go to Hell! There are NO nuns there!"