Submitted by j.w.

Sunday, 5 October 2014

I visited by wife after she had twins. A boy and a girl dressed in blue and pink.

I picked up the little girl and was about to kiss her when a nurse yelled: 'You can't do that unless you are sterile!'

'But, I'm her father' I replied.

'You've still got to be sterile!'

'I've got a real problem there' I said.

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