Submitted by j.w.

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

I had a terrible day. When I got to work I was hauled in front of the Director and dismissed for something I had not done.

I had not done any work for a while.

Then I caught a taxi to go home and left my wallet in the cab.

I got home and found my wife in bed with the builder who was working on his extension.

So I went to the nearest Bar and concocted a special drink and sat looking at it.

This fat bloke sat down next to me and asked me if I was going to drink the liquor in front of me.
'I'm thinking about it' I said.

'You've been thinking too long' he replied and grabbed my glass and drank everything in it.
I never had time to tell him I had been hesitating because I had put lethal poison in my drink.

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