The Holy Man

Submitted by Auntie Matter

Thursday, 14 August 2014

One morning an Imam in Tehran entered his temple to do his morning service. On the floor in front of him lay a dishevelled prostitute who addressed herself to God as follows:

"Dear God I am stupid and unworthy. I did what I had to do to survive and be a mother to my only child for my husband ran off and left us. Please forgive me."

The Imam hearing this addressed himself to God as follows:

"Allah! You know very well I am closer to you than most. I speak to you every day and you speak back to me. Nobody knows how close we are, only me. Give me but the word now so that I can have your daughter here stoned to death."

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