Russian divorce

Submitted by queen mudder

Monday, 11 August 2014

A Russian fertility doctor has been named as co-respondent in an ugly divorce case.

Mr Boris Rasputin claims his sub-fertile sperm sample was switched by the doctor for the embryologist's own high octane ejaculate.

How do you know this doctor has such a high sperm count, the divorce judge asks.

Because it took my wife nearly half an hour to swallow, your honor.

Aha, an open and shut case.

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