Three house builders are on holiday by the sea when one says to the other two, "I bet I could erect a home in half the time it takes you pair to build". Not at all put off by his comment, one of the pair says "I've got the record for the fastest contructed home:fifty days". Following this, the third builder replies "I wish I could build a hole and throw you pair into it".
Submitted by whatinthe world
Saturday, 31 May 2014