(To be sung to that tune so many of us in our 40s and 50s know so well)
MacDonald's is your kind of place
It's such a happy place
(Unless your pay can't keep pace
With the cost of living today).
MacDonald's is your kind of place
It's such a happy place
(And they pay minimum wage,
But that's the American way!).
MacDonald's is your kind of place
(But their pay is a disgrace).
MacDonald's is your kind of place!