Pope Francis has christened an ocean going ship for the first time in the history of The Roman Catholic Church! The event took place yesterday afternoon at a boat yard in Venice, Italy!
As thousands of jubilant Italians danced and cheered, the Pope raised both arms in the air and swung the bottle of Champaign nigh into the air. As the bottle crashed into the hull of the ship and Champaign splattered the Pope and surrounding guests, the crowd, as one, jumped up and screamed---"HOLY SHIP!"
