Super Sex!

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

A man wants to give his grandfather a special present for his 90th birthday, and decides to get him a call girl, since his grandmother passed away years ago.

He finds one and makes arrangements for her to go to his grandfather's house, but he wants her to do a couple things to make it special.

"Would it be possible for you to show up wearing a nice fur coat and a little bikini and some sexy black stilletos?"

The lady thinks about it, and she agrees.

"And just one more thing. I want him to know what he's getting, so when he opens up the front door, I want you to shout out, 'Super sex!'"

Again, the call girl agrees, after negotiating a slighty higher price.

The lady shows up at the grandfather's house, dressed as asked. She knocks on the front door, and the old man opens up the door.

"Yes?" the old grandfather croaks out.

"Super sex!" the call girl smiles at him, whipping open the fur coat to expose her sexy body in a skimpy bikini and heels

"Eehh?" the old man asks, cupping his ear.

"Uh...SUPER SEX!" the call girl shouts, giving him a big smile, and throwing off the fur coat.

The old man thinks about it for a couple seconds, then croaks out, "Oh, okay. I'll have the soup!"

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