He Better NOT Be Crazy

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

I have to admit that I may have outsmarted both Ted Williams and Walt Disney. They may have made millions here, but I'll be the pretty one once all this is over.

I saved close to $50,000 on my cryonics bill by having Crazy Bill the Discount Refrigerator King store me in one of his outlets.

I wonder if he really crazy and just collects heads?

-Buddy Moleturd III

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