Obamas On An Airplane

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Once Michelle Obama visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. She said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".

Then she said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"

A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car."

Michelle says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?"

A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff."

Michelle says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?"

A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mr. Obama was on a plane and it blew up."

Then Michelle says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?"

And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."


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