A cow farmer is herding his flock when a ghost appears and duly tells the farmer that he should stay away from bulls. The farmer, shaking in his boots, asks why. "Because they're fast and they..." Right then the farmer's prize bullock gores the ghost from behind and sends him flying many a mile. "Well done, Ginger" says the farmer to his favourite animal, "that fella never had a ghost of a chance."
Submitted by whatinthe world
Wednesday, 16 April 2014