A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.
"Harold, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 285. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Harold, "It's hundreds of them!"
THIS IS WHY OLD PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DRIVE....THOSE THINGS - THAT FLASH ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR CAR....THEY ARE CALLED BLINKERS....USE THEM.
PLEASE JOIN MY PETITION SO THAT ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 75 CAUGHT DRIVING BE SHOT DEAD.
Sorry for shouting.