Really Busy & Excited There at the End!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 12 April 2014

I don't miss Grandpa much because he always sat in the same chair and sighed, looking bored and ate all the time.

I bet that if he hadn't gotten onto that airplane just at the right time and having it crash into a white snowy mountainside and was eventually eaten by his fellow passengers because he was too fat to run away, I think he would have lived a pretty dull life.

Still, I didn't get to see that side of him.

-M.D. Moleturd

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