Not a one of my old friends will talk to me, even though I sent flowers a nice card and even joke helium balloons.
When I asked them if that didn't mind being pallbearers, they all agreed. I didn't draft them or anything. They came on their own free will.
I guess they didn't realize Grandpa Curtis weighed 500 pounds.
Except Joe's blown disk and Johnnie's lumbar being 2 inches out of line, the rest should be home from the hospital in 30 days according to the docs.
-I.M. Moleturd
