A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?"
The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?"
The pharmacist is appalled by this; the mere thought of a woman just hanging around his store - just waiting for a big dick to walk in sent shivers down his spine.
Luckily, Justin Bieber walked in and the pharmacist pointed out that there were no bigger dicks than him in town....so the woman left.