Rude Kid

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Monday, 7 April 2014

Early one morning, the milkman was doing his rounds. He stopped at a house to ask for his monthly fee, only to find a small boy at the door slurping from a beer bottle, smoking a Havana cigar, and with his arm around what appeared to be a prostitute.

Surprised, the milkman asked the boy if his parents were home.

"Does it fucking look like it?"

The milkman, quite rightly, then stabbed the child in the neck with a screwdriver.

That taught the cheeky twat a valuable lesson, which sadly though resulted in his death.

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