A Jewish kid was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, "Seth what are you doing?" Seth replied, "Teacher, my mommy had me circumcised yesterday and it still hurts." So the teacher sent Seth. to the principal's office to call his mother and ask what he should do.
When Seth came back from the office, the teacher noticed that he had his penis hanging out. Shocked, the teacher asked, "Seth, what are you doing!?" Seth answered, "Mommy told me to stick it out till lunch and then she would be here to pick me up."
The police were called immediately and seth tasered - he later died in hospital.
A tragic end to this joke.
I am sad now.