Fat Headed Kid

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Monday, 7 April 2014

A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons.

"Josh will have vanilla, Jim will have chocolate, and Fathead will have strawberry." Then the man smacks Fathead across the head. The girl couldn't stand it.

"Sir, I can't believe you treat your son like that.''

''There are only three things in life a man needs to be happy," said the man. "A nice house, a beautiful wife and a nice tight vagina accompanying that beautiful wife. Fathead here went and ruined that.''

20 Years later Fathead embarked on a series of sexual crimes: a direct result of this incident.

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