A man visits his doctor with a sausage stuck in each ear and a french frie stuck up each nostril.
He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."
The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right?"
The man then laughs - removes the food from his ears and nose and then drops down dead.
You see he had also been shot, but the doctor, distracted by this stupid joke didn't spot it.
Happy now? Well, are you? A man just died!!!