It's time to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance in light of the McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission Decision. Here's my version, which is both more accurate and will please those cranky atheists like me who want to get "God" out of the Pledge:
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Corporations of America, and to their Republic, whose logo it is, one nation, under Gold, divided up, with prosperity and justice for some.
