Bet He's Mad As A Hatter

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 4 April 2014

The police say they think they have finally made an arrest in those "3 AM Slasher" cases. Bet he's mad as a hatter. Good thing, too; last night I got a decent night's sleep for the first time since I slashed victim #1's throat over two years ago in January.

-Moleturd Hatter

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