Sex To Jimi Hendrix

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 31 March 2014

I knew our Summer of Love past would eventually catch up with us. And from 1969 to 1999 we were just fine. But nowadays, my wife and I can only have sex while in the mud and listening to Jimi Hendrix play the Star-Spangled Banner turned up as loud as we can.

Also we're learning sign language and that's kinda sexy in itself.

-I.M. Moleturd

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