I Dread Telling The Family

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 28 March 2014

I dread having to tell the family. I mean it was all just an off-the-cuff remark and I thought she knew better than that. But I should have never shot my mouth off.

"Who's that bear there with the little cubs", she asked.

"Oh, that's Smokey the bear. Many don't realize he's a female. The first Smokey died."

"I want to get a picture of this."

"Oh she'd love for you to get a good one of her cubs.....HEY! That was a joke!! You don't ever.....never mind."

Well at least the last thing she'll remember from this life is getting to pat Smokey the Bear's cubs.

I blame the people who train these. They could see she was blond.

-I.B Moleturd

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