Justin Beaver Visits France

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Friday, 28 March 2014

Justin Bieber was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it.

He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man.

Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires?

Biber: We send em to France to get turned into paper plates.

French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags?

Bieber: (after blowing a huge bubble) We send em to France to get turned into a gold ring. Hey, what do you do with your used condoms?

French man: we send em to Canada to get turned into bubble gum.

Justin Beaver then shit his pants. Sad, but unfortunately not true. Of course Bieber fans, this is just another joke designed to poke fun at Justin Bieber, who I promise you, has no idea who you are, nor, as many of your tweeps suggest, will he ever marry you.

One day you will thank me for this advice.

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