Michelle Obama

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Thursday, 27 March 2014

Michelle Obama died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.'' Special attention was given to two clocks.

The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.

The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. Michelle asked ''Where is my husband's's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''

Obviously, as Michelle Obama is not dead, then this joke is not true, nor is it likely that heaven, as portrayed in this joke, would have clocks. Also doubtful, if even any of this was true, if Michelle Obama would even go to heaven, as, has been well documented, she is a Buddhist.

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