Granny: Only Two Kinds. Big old good one & Good Old Bigguns!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 23 March 2014

My Grandmother says "I never could understand women marrying one of those old farts that sat all day on park benches whittling, until one day I noticed what they were whittling out. Some were big old good ones while other good old bigguns."

"Then this guy says that big thing there looks like Roy!"

"Me and Roy were married two months later. I'm just 62. In my prime, Moleturd.

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