A Bad Train Ride

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 23 March 2014

A young couple are riding a train across the country in a cabin by themselves until the train stops at a small town, and an ugly mother and her even uglier baby join them in their cabin.
The couple tries to be nice to the mother, but the baby just keeps crying and squealing and smelling up the cabin. Finally the couple has had enough and politely ask the ugly mother to please go to a different cabin.
"Go to hell! I'm staying!" the irate mother sneers.
The couple begins to insult her and her ugly baby to the point where a loud shouting match between the two sides brings the conductor to their cabin.
"What's going on here?" he asks.
"These people are insulting me! They're rude and abusive and horrible, horrible people! I've never been so insulted in all my life! I'm going to sue them, and I'm going to sue this stupid railroad company! I'm going to complain to the media about all of you, and by the time I'm done with you horrible people--!"
"Now, now, madam, I'm sure we can fix this. We want you to have a nice time on our railroad, and will do anything to ensure that you enjoy it. Tell you what; I'll set you up immediately in a First Class cabin, free of charge, in another car. And on top of that, the train company will buy you a full 5-course dinner tonight on the house as our way of apologizing."
The ugly mother thinks about it, and decides that it's a fair deal. "That would be very nice. Thank you."
"Not at all, it's my pleasure," the conductor smiles, adding, "And I'll even see if I can find a banana for your little pet monkey!"

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