Football: Only One Dead This Year

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 17 March 2014

We made it through the whole season and never had one single guy to croak until the last quarter of the last game of the season. That was when, 350-pound defensive tackle Herman Warkowski intercepted a tipped pass from our opponents quarterback and running it 80 yards for both a touchdown and a heart attack, as he had never ran that far before.

-Big Brown Moleturd

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