Proud To Be A Moleturd

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 16 March 2014

While growing up in West Virginia, my dad was always telling me, "Son, hold your head up high. Be proud that you're one of a long line of Moleturds." So I went out into the world, I held my head up high and walked into the doorknob and that takes care of the long line of Moleturds.

-I.M. Moleturd

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