Justin Bieber Meets Putin

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Sunday, 16 March 2014

In a bid to broker peace in the Ukraine, Justin Bieber is sent to Russia, to discuss the situation with Vladimir Putin, accompanied by Hillary Clinton, unfortunately, things don't go as planned.

An argument ensues about which nation is better, the USA, Canada or Russia.

The Russian President shouts: "We were the first in space - we are better than both Canada and the USA!"

Hillary Clinton shouts "We were the first on the moon - go to hell Putin!"

Eventually Justin Bieber speaks "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

Putin and Clinton looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said Putin.

To which the Bieber replied, "We Canadians are not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/ethnicjokes/russianjokes/russianandtheblondejokes.html

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