Justin Bieber sees an advert that says, "Cruise -- Only $5."
He goes to the address indicated and hands the receptionist his $5.
The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over towards Bieber and knocks him unconscious.
The popstar wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To his right, he sees Miley Cyrus, also tied to a log, floating next to him. "Do you think they're going to serve food on this trip?" he asks.
She replies, "They didn't last year."
