Justin Bieber Takes A Cruise.....

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

Justin Bieber sees an advert that says, "Cruise -- Only $5."

He goes to the address indicated and hands the receptionist his $5.

The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over towards Bieber and knocks him unconscious.

The popstar wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To his right, he sees Miley Cyrus, also tied to a log, floating next to him. "Do you think they're going to serve food on this trip?" he asks.

She replies, "They didn't last year."

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