Sad news today about Joey Essex's brain transplant. It didn't work, as it rejected him. Rumour has it that when he was born, the midwife slapped his mother. It was a difficult birth, because he was born on a Monday, then on the Tuesday and once again on the Thursday. As a youngster, he liked kids, because he went to school with them. He is one of the few people alive today with a negative IQ.