The Joey Essex saga.....

Sad news today about Joey Essex's brain transplant. It didn't work, as it rejected him. Rumour has it that when he was born, the midwife slapped his mother. It was a difficult birth, because he was born on a Monday, then on the Tuesday and once again on the Thursday. As a youngster, he liked kids, because he went to school with them. He is one of the few people alive today with a negative IQ.