A man walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey, he then orders another, then another and another.
"Looks like you are having a bad day, want to talk about it?" Asks a fellow drinker at the bar.
The man replies, "Am I ever! I woke up late for work. On my way to work, I got in a car accident. When I got to work, I was four hours late, so my boss fired me. To top it off, I came home to my wife having sex with my best friend."
The other shakes his head in disbelief "What did you say to your wife?"
The betrayed husband says, "I told her to get out, and that I never wanted to see her again."
The other man then asks, "What did you say to your best friend?"
The man says, "Bad Dog, Max, bad, bad dog!"
