A Dog.....

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

A dog walks into a bar and hops up onto a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, but first I need to see some ID, as I do not believe that you are over 21 years of age in human years."

The dog agrees that really, legally and technically, he should be in a bar, nor drinking alcohol.

He leaves immediately and apologies for wasting the bartenders time.

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