Take My Wife.......

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 1 March 2014

Please, take my wife.....

I'll be honest, and I hate to break it to you this way in a joke but every week, your wife calls me and I am having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with her.

That just doesn't seem right, nor fair to me, so, please take my wife, then I will at least feel a little less guilty.

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