A mouse walks into a bar and orders himself a vodka and tonic.
The bartender, well aware that mice can not speak realizes that he must surely be dreaming.
He wakes up and also wakes his wife to tell her about the strange dream.
She listens, yawns and rolls back over without saying a word
At this point the bartender realizes that his marriage is probably over and that his wife simply has no interest in him, his dreams and his rather low income occupation. He quite rightly assumes that she is in fact , sleeping with his brother, Colin.