Prostitute?

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Friday, 28 February 2014

A man is drinking in a bar alone when he is approached by an extremely attractive woman.

After a brief conversation it is ascertained that the woman is prepared to sleep with the man for money.

Promptly he pays his bar bill and calls a local motel, booking a room for the evening.

On arrival at the motel the man is promptly arrested as it turns out the woman was not a prostitute but an undercover police officer assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area.

The man is promptly arrested, fined and sentenced to 60 days probation.

It was an unfortunate incident and, really, he should have spotted something was wrong due to the undercover cops moustache and penis.

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