Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Submitted by D P Whitehead

Thursday, 27 February 2014

More than likely because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. The probability exists that the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. If the road had not been there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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